I wish I only lived at night.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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