yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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