I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
