Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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