Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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