theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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