so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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