i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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