Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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