Fuck appropriateness.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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