Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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