I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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