Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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