two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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