I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Operation Purity has been aborted
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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