That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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