More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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