How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
my liver is dry heaving
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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