I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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