the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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