the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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