she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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