I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
try to milk me bitch
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