He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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