Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
im holly from the hills drunk
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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