talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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