all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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