I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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