So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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