Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
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