a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I want to fling myself into the sun
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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