Your dad touched me again.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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