I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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