i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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