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Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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