guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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