At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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