Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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