I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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