just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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