she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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