Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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