People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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