Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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