She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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