non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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