dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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