i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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