that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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