Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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