if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you would pick up someone in the library
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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