Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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