Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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