So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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