its not stalking. its research.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
operation have a gay friend backfired
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Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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