My hand turned me down
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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