I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm gonna have a badass scar
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
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Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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