Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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